Somebody Kill Me

I keep wanting to play this song at work. It makes me laugh. Too bad I don't personally know a Linda. Hear this.

Somebody Kill Me - Adam Sandlers (The Wedding Singer Soundtrack)

You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me, too.
I cant believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddamn joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
Somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
Pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.