Random Quotes

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Robert Frost
[The truth is out there.]

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
- Jim Davis
[Goober? Goober? Hehe....]

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
- George Bush
[That's one great reason to run for the office. Why don't you put it on your campaign: "Don't eat broccoli, vote for Bush!" Dumbass.]

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
- Rodney Dangerfield
[This is such a David thing to say.]

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