Flinging Flaming Poo Everywhere

Being able to write successfully is very much like taking a nice, clean dump. Day in and day out you are receiving information, digesting it, and absorbing what you can garner from it. Certain bits of information require longer processing. So they linger on in different parts of your body, and some even converted and stored as backup energy. When your body decides to release information or communicate (literally "shooting the shit"), the output is processed in various manners. It can be well-rounded and smooth, and it can be so rewarding. It can come out non-solid and sloppy, but most of the time it is either because there was too much to digest, or that the quality of the information was no good in the first place, or a certain mood that triggered violent bowel movements, in which circumstances make you want to explode and you do. Sometimes nothing come out at all, and you're so bottled up you just want to take a pill and let it all out. At times, there may be (brain) farts in between. And most of the time, a new stream of thoughts flow with it. Whichever way it goes, it may or may not float with the rest. More often than not, in a casual setting, matter sinks and gets flushed right down the toilet. But even then it may leave a lasting impression for people to remember as they take a deep breathe to soak it in. Some people may find it offensive and bring out the spray, but usually that just makes it worse. To maintain a healthy digestive system - so that you may have some good shit to share, you need water (to rejuvenate your soul) and fiber (moral fiber).

I shit on you.
(Just why am I so vulgar?)


Clip from movie Me and You and Everyone We Know. This is quite sad actually if you knew the story and who those characters were. Obviously, it serves its entertainment purpose here. Hope you enjoy it.