Life in College

大學生活 Life in College

一：睡覺定律
I. Laws of Sleep

晚上熄燈後便準時上床睡覺的是大一的；
Freshman year: Goes to bed on time after lights off

晚上熄燈後還沒有去睡覺的是大二的；
Sophomore year: Stays up after lights off

上課時，在老師眼皮底下睡覺的是大三的；
Junior year: Falls asleep under professors' eyelids

上課時，依然在宿舍睡覺的是大四的
Senior year: Remains asleep in dorm room during class time

二：飯堂定律
II. Laws in the Cafeteria

在飯堂吃飯時，發現碗中有條蟲，大呼小叫的是大一的；
Freshman year: Scream and bitch when discover insect in your dish

在飯堂吃飯時，發現碗中有條蟲，拿起飯碗去找飯堂負責人的是大二的；
Sophomore year: Go talk to the manager when discover insect in your dish

在飯堂吃飯時，發現碗中有條蟲，把蟲夾出來，繼續吃飯是大三的；
Junior year: Pick out the insect from your dish and continue with the meal

在飯堂吃飯時，發現碗中有條蟲，把蟲一起吃下去的是大四的
Senior year: Finish your dish swallowing the insect with it

三：上課定律
III. Laws of Attendance

「你怎麼遲到了？」這是大一。
Freshman year: "Why were you late today?"

「你今天怎麼沒去上課？」這是大二。
Sophomore year: "Why didn't you go to class today?"

「你上課去嗎？」這是大三。
Junior year: "Are you going to class?"

「你怎麼上課去了？」這是大四
Senior year: "Why are you going to class?"

四：考試定律
IV. Laws of Examinations

大一: 什麼！下禮拜要考微積分！？
Freshman year: "What? There's a calculus exam next week?"

大二: 什麼！明天要考微積分！？
Sophomore year: "What? There's a calculus exam tomorrow?"

大三: 什麼！等下要考微積分！？
Junior year: "What? There's a calculus exam later?"

大四: 什麼！剛剛考的是微積分！？
Senior year: "What? That was a calculus exam we just had?"