The Saga Legend
Carolini Cappucini's nonsense sometimes turns out quite funny. This is her ingenious imagination thus infliction (word for word):
The Saga begins….
Once, twice upon a time in Rona Bologna land of Verona, there lived a legless Taro, it was actually a stump to be correct. The poor injured Taro was in so much pain that Princess Bologna decided to help the little Taro in need. She gave Taro yellow radishes to eat and a brand new leg. Little Taro was so thankful and happy, that she vowed to never be a sad, grumpy Taro and to help others in need. Princess Bologna was excited at well, so she decided to throw a “smoking soiree” in Taro’s honor. It was a happy-gay-time! Gay as in happy but when Honeydew showed up the definition changed.
The Bologna Saga
Episode II
Princess Rona Bologna, felt so confused about her admirer, that she took it out on her fellow barista Caro Taro from Jelly Bean land by whacking her with her sweater. Caro Taro then farted out of revenge. Princess Rona Bologna went through her work day feeling lost and contemplating about the rules of relationship or the hidden underlying rules of dating. Hanging out and dating was a new concept to her, because when she lived in the castle she had suitors and knew what to expect but the outer world was different, unreal.
To be continued
Chapter 3
The saga of Roni Bologni continues….
It was a cold and dreamy afternoon and Princess Rona Bologna was working at Hydration in her soon to be land of Verona. This is why the citizens of Verona adored their Princess, they loved going to the Temple and doing the nations hoe dance with her. Princess Roni Bologni felt sad the day she came into work, and it was unlike herself. Everyone was worried about her, even the weather felt her emotions and it started to rain. Later her coworkers found out she was pregnant, the horror, gasp! Our beloved virgin princess has been taken. The citizens of Verona were shocked, and angry at this mystery man who deflowered Princess Bologna. It was the talk of the town for weeks but like gossip, it was untruthful, our Princess wasn’t pregnant, how could that be, the tale once again continues….
To be continued
(Hahaha!)
Chapter 4
The Saga Continues
The Legend Lives On & On
Once again, we find the Princess Rona Bologna from Verona in hopes and despair. Confused she was, at the thought of drinking Coronas (the drink of Verona). With the court Jester named Sunshine. He was a peculiar fellow, dumb as a speed-bump but boy, could he make her laugh. Princess Rona contemplated the thought while smoking a cigarette, and last, on the last puff she decided “what the hay” let’s go drink. She refused to go to his place, what respectable princess would. Instead they met up at the palace, and they got drunk and wasted, a slight tipsy they were. He dances for her, she laughed hysterically, the palace lights went dim because the timer was set at midnight, what happens to the princess next, to be continued……….
… right.
The Saga begins….
Once, twice upon a time in Rona Bologna land of Verona, there lived a legless Taro, it was actually a stump to be correct. The poor injured Taro was in so much pain that Princess Bologna decided to help the little Taro in need. She gave Taro yellow radishes to eat and a brand new leg. Little Taro was so thankful and happy, that she vowed to never be a sad, grumpy Taro and to help others in need. Princess Bologna was excited at well, so she decided to throw a “smoking soiree” in Taro’s honor. It was a happy-gay-time! Gay as in happy but when Honeydew showed up the definition changed.
The Bologna Saga
Episode II
Princess Rona Bologna, felt so confused about her admirer, that she took it out on her fellow barista Caro Taro from Jelly Bean land by whacking her with her sweater. Caro Taro then farted out of revenge. Princess Rona Bologna went through her work day feeling lost and contemplating about the rules of relationship or the hidden underlying rules of dating. Hanging out and dating was a new concept to her, because when she lived in the castle she had suitors and knew what to expect but the outer world was different, unreal.
To be continued
Chapter 3
The saga of Roni Bologni continues….
It was a cold and dreamy afternoon and Princess Rona Bologna was working at Hydration in her soon to be land of Verona. This is why the citizens of Verona adored their Princess, they loved going to the Temple and doing the nations hoe dance with her. Princess Roni Bologni felt sad the day she came into work, and it was unlike herself. Everyone was worried about her, even the weather felt her emotions and it started to rain. Later her coworkers found out she was pregnant, the horror, gasp! Our beloved virgin princess has been taken. The citizens of Verona were shocked, and angry at this mystery man who deflowered Princess Bologna. It was the talk of the town for weeks but like gossip, it was untruthful, our Princess wasn’t pregnant, how could that be, the tale once again continues….
To be continued
(Hahaha!)
Chapter 4
The Saga Continues
The Legend Lives On & On
Once again, we find the Princess Rona Bologna from Verona in hopes and despair. Confused she was, at the thought of drinking Coronas (the drink of Verona). With the court Jester named Sunshine. He was a peculiar fellow, dumb as a speed-bump but boy, could he make her laugh. Princess Rona contemplated the thought while smoking a cigarette, and last, on the last puff she decided “what the hay” let’s go drink. She refused to go to his place, what respectable princess would. Instead they met up at the palace, and they got drunk and wasted, a slight tipsy they were. He dances for her, she laughed hysterically, the palace lights went dim because the timer was set at midnight, what happens to the princess next, to be continued……….
… right.
Comments
Please post more, it's funny as hell.
haha
Yours faithfully,
Tom